How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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