I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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