I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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