I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
