Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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