He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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