do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just want nice things and good sex
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
So vagazzling was a success
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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