I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dick very happy bro
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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