just tell him i said nine months
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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