Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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