I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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