It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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