I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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