your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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