I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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