garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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