I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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