I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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