haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I will be naked everywhere
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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