Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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