no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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