Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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