And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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