are you still at the devil's house?
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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