Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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