4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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