Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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