dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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