ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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