i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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