So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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