question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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