Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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