woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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