You really coming over, don't trick.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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