Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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