just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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