2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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