I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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