piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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