just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You're like the curious george of whores
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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