Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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