You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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