I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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