im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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