Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She told me I should be a condom model.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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