I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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