i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I want her autograph on my taint
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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