so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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