So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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