Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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