please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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