So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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